Programmer vs Wall Street

Brogrammers
A programmer—but, like, a cool programmer. Wears contacts instead of glasses. Kind of (not so) sneaky misogynist.

Wall Street Bros
Identifiable by the whole lot of money and the deviated septum from years of doing cocaine. Ends Fridays at strip clubs telling strippers he’s not lonely. He’s lonely. Overtly misogynist.

The Tale of the Tape
They both make a shit ton of money, so that’s…something. If all else fails, vote based on your preference between The Social Network and The Wolf of Wall Street.

Which Type of Bro Is the Greatest American Bro?
Source: https://www.gq.com/story/bro-bracket-1

The Wolf of Wall Street: Most outrageous quotes

Here are a couple of memorable quotes from the movie The Wolf of Wall Street aka Jordan Belfort acted by Leonardo DiCaprio.

• "My Ferrari was white—like Don Johnson's in Miami Vice—not red"
• "I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every f*****g time."
• "I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my back pain. Adderall to stay focused. Xanax to take the edge off, part to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine...Well, because it's awesome"
• "My name is Jordan Belfort, the year I turned 26, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week" 
• "“I had lots of nicknames: Gordon Gekko, Don Corleone, Kaiser Soze; they even called me the King. But my favourite was the Wolf of Wall Street"
• "Money doesn't just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better p***y – it also makes you a better person"
• "Act as if! Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich" 

Source: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/features/quaaludes-how-the-hero-of-martin-scorsese-s-the-wolf-of-wall-street-got-high-9117901.html#gallery

I don't care what you think

Rich is better than poor

MONEY makes you a better person

“Money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy — it also makes you a better person.”

                                     Jordan Belfort (The Wolf of Wall Street)

The Wolf of Wall Street Money quotes

Wolf of Wall Street Jordan Belford drug abuse

Jordan Belfort vs Gordon Gekko

    

“Of all the drugs under God’s blue heaven, there is one that is my absolute favourite,” he says as the camera trains on DiCaprio cutting an enormous line with his credit card. “Enough of this shit will make you invincible — able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies,” he explains, staring at the drug. Unfolding the hundred-dollar bill he’s just used to snort powder up his nose, he clarifies that he’s talking about the money.

GEKKO VS THE WOLF: THE FATTEST LINES

Gordon Gekko

• “The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
• “What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
• “It’s all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.”
• “Lunch is for wimps.”
• “We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paperclip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it.”
• “If you need a friend, get a dog”

Jordan Belfort

• “Money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy — it also makes you a better person.”
• “The year I turned 26 I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.”
• “I am not gonna die sober!”
• “I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.”
• “My Ferrari was white like Don Johnson’s in Miami Vice, not red.”

Source:
http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/the-wolf-of-wall-street-why-londons-bankers-love-reallife-fraudster-jordan-belfort-9064038.html

The Wolf Of Wall Street full movie

Excellent! This Jordan Belford is a great man! Masterful interpretation by Leonardo DiCaprio.

Margot Robbie is the mega bombasticly hot Duchess Naomi.


Some pearls of wisdom from this fascinating movie:

“Of all the drugs under God’s blue heaven, there is one that is my absolute favourite,” he says as the camera trains on DiCaprio cutting an enormous line with his credit card. “Enough of this shit will make you invincible — able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies,” he explains, staring at the drug. Unfolding the hundred-dollar bill he’s just used to snort powder up his nose, he clarifies that he’s talking about the money.

GEKKO VS THE WOLF: THE FATTEST LINES
Gordon
“The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
“It’s all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.”
“Lunch is for wimps.”
“We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paperclip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it.”
“If you need a friend, get a dog”
Jordan
“Money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy — it also makes you a better person.”
“The year I turned 26 I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.”
“I am not gonna die sober!”
“I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.”
“My Ferrari was white like Don Johnson’s in Miami Vice, not red.”

Matthew McConaughey is away in the clouds as Mark Hanna, a broker who gives the young Belfort tips to succeed: masturbate at least twice a day to stay relaxed and use cocaine to keep sharp between the ears.

http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/the-wolf-of-wall-street-why-londons-bankers-love-reallife-fraudster-jordan-belfort-9064038.html
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/12/31/wolf_of_wall_street_true_story_jordan_belfort_and_other_real_people_in_dicaprio.html

http://wallstreetplayboys.com/the-wolf-of-wall-street-review/