Programmer vs Wall Street

Brogrammers
A programmer—but, like, a cool programmer. Wears contacts instead of glasses. Kind of (not so) sneaky misogynist.

Wall Street Bros
Identifiable by the whole lot of money and the deviated septum from years of doing cocaine. Ends Fridays at strip clubs telling strippers he’s not lonely. He’s lonely. Overtly misogynist.

The Tale of the Tape
They both make a shit ton of money, so that’s…something. If all else fails, vote based on your preference between The Social Network and The Wolf of Wall Street.

Which Type of Bro Is the Greatest American Bro?
Source: https://www.gq.com/story/bro-bracket-1

The Wolf of Wall Street Money quotes

Jordan Belfort vs Gordon Gekko

    

“Of all the drugs under God’s blue heaven, there is one that is my absolute favourite,” he says as the camera trains on DiCaprio cutting an enormous line with his credit card. “Enough of this shit will make you invincible — able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies,” he explains, staring at the drug. Unfolding the hundred-dollar bill he’s just used to snort powder up his nose, he clarifies that he’s talking about the money.

GEKKO VS THE WOLF: THE FATTEST LINES

Gordon Gekko

• “The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
• “What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
• “It’s all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.”
• “Lunch is for wimps.”
• “We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paperclip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it.”
• “If you need a friend, get a dog”

Jordan Belfort

• “Money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy — it also makes you a better person.”
• “The year I turned 26 I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.”
• “I am not gonna die sober!”
• “I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.”
• “My Ferrari was white like Don Johnson’s in Miami Vice, not red.”

Source:
http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/the-wolf-of-wall-street-why-londons-bankers-love-reallife-fraudster-jordan-belfort-9064038.html

Scumdog Billionaire

Scumdog Billionaires on Wall Street
      

Scumdog millionaires? Try billionaires! Those billionaire bums on Wall street deserve nothing but our disdain. The Madoffs of the world, the Wall street bankers and brokers, all those rotten to the core people, we say screw 'em! And this t-shirt says it all! An image of the Wall Street sign with a skyscraper behind it (from which some of them ought to jump), and the words SCUMDOG BILLIONAIRES!

Slumdog Millionaires? Try Scumdog Billionaires

Bernie Madoff, the Stanford Financial Group, Lehman Brothers, AIG, who knows what it all means? All we can figure is that there was massive fraud in a lot of places on Wall Street, and it cost Main Street dearly. Here is the t-shirt of the moment, titled SCUMDOG BILLIONAIRES:

Stock broker and money manager and hedge-fund operator and insurance rep can all sell their soul to become Scumdog Billionaire.

The movie Assault on Wall Street which presents the problems that arise with rich bankers and Wall Street brokers, business advisers...etc. It's all about “screwing the little man” so that “the cream rises to the top.” lol.. I love it!!


http://biznik.com/articles/dont-be-a-scumdog-billionaire

The Wolf Of Wall Street full movie

Excellent! This Jordan Belford is a great man! Masterful interpretation by Leonardo DiCaprio.

Margot Robbie is the mega bombasticly hot Duchess Naomi.


Some pearls of wisdom from this fascinating movie:

“Of all the drugs under God’s blue heaven, there is one that is my absolute favourite,” he says as the camera trains on DiCaprio cutting an enormous line with his credit card. “Enough of this shit will make you invincible — able to conquer the world and eviscerate your enemies,” he explains, staring at the drug. Unfolding the hundred-dollar bill he’s just used to snort powder up his nose, he clarifies that he’s talking about the money.

GEKKO VS THE WOLF: THE FATTEST LINES
Gordon
“The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.”
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
“It’s all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.”
“Lunch is for wimps.”
“We make the rules, pal. The news, war, peace, famine, upheaval, the price per paperclip. We pick that rabbit out of the hat while everybody sits out there wondering how the hell we did it.”
“If you need a friend, get a dog”
Jordan
“Money doesn’t just buy you a better life, better food, better cars, better pussy — it also makes you a better person.”
“The year I turned 26 I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.”
“I am not gonna die sober!”
“I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.”
“My Ferrari was white like Don Johnson’s in Miami Vice, not red.”

Matthew McConaughey is away in the clouds as Mark Hanna, a broker who gives the young Belfort tips to succeed: masturbate at least twice a day to stay relaxed and use cocaine to keep sharp between the ears.

http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/the-wolf-of-wall-street-why-londons-bankers-love-reallife-fraudster-jordan-belfort-9064038.html
http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/12/31/wolf_of_wall_street_true_story_jordan_belfort_and_other_real_people_in_dicaprio.html

http://wallstreetplayboys.com/the-wolf-of-wall-street-review/