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Donald Trump is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler

Donald Trump is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.

It make sense!

Hitler died April 30, 1945.

Trump born June 14, 1946.

History repeats itself all over again...

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Warren Buffett: a monkey is a better investor than Trump

A dart-throwing monkey is a better investor than Donald Trump.

Is Warren Buffett correct in stating that a monkey is a better investor than Trump? Buffett puts money on monkey to outperform Trump as an investor “A monkey throwing darts to pick stocks would have made a 150% profit during the decade-long run when Donald Trump’s namesake company, Trump Entertainment Resorts, lost 90 cents on the dollar, the billionaire Warren Buffett stated”

Buffett: “That was the only time Donald Trump went to the American people and said, ‘I’m a winner, invest in my company.’ … Over the next 10 years, the company loses money every year, every single year. He takes $44 million in compensation. If a monkey had thrown a dart at the stock page it would have made 150%. People who believe in [Trump] came away losing well over 90 cents on the dollar. They got back less than a dime.” 

Considering that Trump’s public company was formed in 1995, when the stock market was still on a tear, this seems to be a fair assessment. Even with the “dot com crash,” a random selection of stocks would have been a better investment. 





Buffett is perhaps too charitable. From 1995 to year’s end 2004, the S&P 500 did gain a 157% return. But if our brave monkey turned on dividend reinvestments and sported a return close to the S&P 500, then there would have been a 203% return (calculator). 





(Here’s another source on Trump’s company: As its stock collapsed, Trump’s firm gave him huge bonuses and paid for his jet.)



Source:
https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=7141574283349219741#editor/target=post;postID=7993375059968623788;onPublishedMenu=overview;onClosedMenu=overview;postNum=1;src=postname
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-donald-trump-left-13-billion-on-table-2016-03-01
http://www.moneytalksnews.com/why-youre-probably-better-investing-than-donald-trump/
https://www.quora.com/Is-Warren-Buffett-correct-in-stating-that-a-monkey-is-a-better-investor-than-Trump
http://money.cnn.com/2016/08/03/news/economy/buffett-trump-stock/
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/buffett-puts-money-on-monkey-to-outperform-trump-as-an-investor-2016-08-02
https://www.google.ca/search?q=buffett+trump+monkey&oq=buffett+trump+monkey&aqs=chrome..69i57j69i61.9325j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Trump, leader of the pack

TRUMPism

Donald Trump wig

The World according to Donald Trump

Kevin Nash supports Donald Trump

6'10" former WWE / WCW pro wrestler Kevin Nash
sports a
Donald Trump 'Make America Great Again!' shirt.

Donald Trump idol

Despite all the joking I've made about Donald Trump on this blog. Believe it or not, I actually like and admire Donald Trump. It was just too easy and too funny to resist joking about his hair, his orangutan likeness and his flamboyant personality. 

As a United States Presidential Candidate for the US election 2016, I see him as an entertainer and a media magnet. Initially, I was amused and first thought it was a joke and that Donald Trump, and his foolish ideas, didn't stand a chance to be considered a serious candidate. However, naysayers, myself include, were proved wrong. Donald Trump is by now the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party to battle against Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders.

As for his foolish idea of deporting Mexicans and Muslims, build a wall between the USA and Mexico, and I don't what other weird and twisted project. In my view, it is all blablabla to keep the medias interested. 

Even if Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. There is no way the Congress and its representatives will approve is anti-Mexican and anti-Muslim policies. I just can't see the United States Congress as a xenophobic entity. Nonetheless I was wrong the first time to not take Donald Trump seriously. So I can be wrong a second time about the attitude of the Congress to Donald Trump's ideas to make America great again.


Now why do I like and admire Donald Trump? 

Two things...

MONEY & ATTITUDE

First of all, he is a Cash Money Billionaire who lives the high-roller lifestyle.

Second of all, his 'I don't give a damn' attitude about what the people think. 

In fact, the fallen and outdated Republican honchos have allied against him. Donald Trump doesn't care, he thrives on controversy. Donald Trump is more popular and richer than all of them reunited.

His popularity is due to the fact that unlike any other politicians. Donald Trump is politically incorrect and isn't a sell-out.

Mark Cuban is right.

Most likely his philosophy is: 

Love me or hate me. No publicity is bad publicity. All publicity is good publicity.

MONEY = SEX with interesting people 

Another bonus for Trump, his wife / girlfriend Melania looks like porn star / PYGOD's wives Madison Ivy.

Anyway, Donald Trump is pure entertainment.

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Donald Trump related to orangutan?

Is Donald Trump really related to an orangutan?

The $5 Million Joke!

Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 Million after proving, with his birth certificate as evidence, that he wasn't born an orangutan.






No joke! This is for real!

After Maher joked in 2012 that Trump was “the love child of a human woman and an orangutan,” Trump sued for $5 million.

Bill Maher: Of course. I had to spend money. I had to hire lawyers and have them show up in court just so this moron could present his birth certificate proving he wasn’t born of an orangutan. I mean, that is what it was. People think it was a lawsuit about defamation, that he was suing me because I said something mean about him. But of course in America you can’t do that. We do have the First Amendment here. The lawsuit — it is so insane that I cannot almost make it come out of my mouth — but the lawsuit was after Trump … offered Obama $5 million — he tried to bribe the president of the United States into releasing his college records. So I offered Trump $5 million if he could prove that he wasn’t the son of his mother and an orange-haired orangutan, and we have shown the picture many times. So he actually goes into court and says, ‘Bill Maher owes me $5 million because here’s my birth certificate and look, it doesn’t say orangutan on it.’ I mean, I can’t even begin to describe how insane that is.

...or was it Alf??

Sources: http://variety.com/2016/biz/news/bill-maher-hbo-real-time-donald-trump-1201759988/
http://nationalpost.tumblr.com/post/42942244785/nparts-donald-trump-gives-bill-maher-his-birth

http://www.slate.com/blogs/trending/2013/02/05/donald_trump_sues_bill_maher_5_million_lawsuit_over_birth_certificate_joke.html

Donald Trump toilet paper

What a good idea to whip your a** 

with Donald Trump toilet paper!!!

 

Typical Billionaire

I know there is nothing average about being a Billionaire. However here is what the typical Billionaire looks like.


The typical / average billionaire is: 

• male
• 63 years old (93% of the world's billionaires are over 45)
• married with two kids
• has a fortune of around $3.1 billion
• has $600m in cash
• has spent $160m on luxury goods
• enjoys a round of golf 

• New York is most popular city followed by Moscow, Hong Kong and London.  

At age 68, with a net worth of $3.5 billion and living in New York,
Donald Trump fits the profile of a typical billionaire.

Some detailed charts about the world's Billionaires...












































For more informations, consult the sources below.

sources:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2759353/Are-YOU-just-like-typical-billionaire.html
http://www.businessinsider.com/average-world-billionaire-2014-9

Donald Trump passion is his energy

This is because of his drive and energy that Donald Trump only need 3 to 4 hours of sleep a day. As he stated, he is a lot more productive that someone who sleep a "normal" 8 hours each night.

(Not) Sleeping habits of $succe$$ful people.

You snooze, you lose? Not for everyone!

http://thebrainbank.scienceblog.com/2013/01/14/the-science-of-sleep-you-snooze-you-lose/

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/you-snooze-you-win-7-useful-sleep-tips.html

Donald Trump Steaks

A lot of time I have started blogs in which I've invested time and expected unrealistic hope (TattooedTrillionaire.com). Blogs that turned out to be epic failures or never-was (PYGODsWorld.com) but none at the level of failure and ridiculousness of some of Donald Trump branding.

Think about Trump water, Trump vodka, Trump dishwashing soap, his United States Presidential Campaign...

As said VanityFair: "Donald Trump has created many things in his image: vodka, tacky ties, bankrupt casinos, several children, a failed magazine, etc."  

And what might be the very worst... Donald Trump mail order steaks in 2007!!??!!

You can associate Donald Trump with a lot of things, like firing people, horrible hair, marrying much younger models, and bankruptcy, but one thing you’d probably never immediately think of when The Donald unfortunately springs to mind is “fine food.” Sure, this is a man who has no doubt eaten in many an outstanding restaurant in his life, but eating food and serving food are two very different things. That didn’t stop Trump from trying to market his own line of steaks, and along with them, his own steakhouse.

Trump launched his own line of mail order steaks (WTF?), similar to the Omaha Steaks Company, and also opened his own Las Vegas steakhouse to peddle these amazingly overpriced slabs of beef. Needless to say, things didn’t go so well early on. His steakhouse was shut down after health inspectors came in and tagged it with an incredible 51 violations, and the restaurant was shut down until the entire situation could be remedied. This is one time we wish there could have been a reality TV crossover that involved Gordon Ramsay screaming at Trump and calling him a muppet.
http://writingisfun-damental.com/tag/donald-trump-steaks/

Chew Donald Trump’s Meat: Trump Steaks?

Donald Trump is “raising the stakes” when it comes to steak!

The Sharper Image will be selling said steaks ($199 is the low-end). Apparently, these steaks are the essence of quality. Only 1% of American beef qualifies for the honor of being sold under the banner.

I’m tempted to say this will end up in the land where brand extensions go to die; but then again, Trump has peddled Trump Ice bottled water and Trump Vodka.

Generation Y generally doesn’t fall for brand loyalty and celebrity endorsements. Everything in the ad below reeks of the 1980s. Then again, he’s not targeting us. But I’m also having a hard time picturing the kind of person who would go out and buy these premium priced steaks, just because a rich man with a bad haircut and a tv show tells you they’re good.

http://www.themarketingstudent.com/chew-donald-trumps-meat-trump-steaks/

Trump Steakhouse Hit With 51 Violations After Officials Find Month-Old Caviar, Expired Yogurt

• Donald Trump accused of hiring ACTORS to pose as supporters at Trump Towers presidential campaign launch

Sources:
http://writingisfun-damental.com/tag/donald-trump-steaks/
http://www.themarketingstudent.com/chew-donald-trumps-meat-trump-steaks/
http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2011/05/exclusive-is-donald-trump-marketing-a-trump-brand-2012-hand-sanitizer

Other interesting links:
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/100114/irreplaceable-brand-donald-trump.asp
http://www.solonpartners.com/?p=347
http://iandabasorihetr.hubpages.com/hub/Donald-Trump-Powerful-Financial-Lesson-from-Donald-Trump-Bankruptcy-Recovery
http://iandabasorihetr.hubpages.com/hub/The-6-Irrefutable-Habits-That-Separates-the-Winners-from-the-Losers


UPDATE ON THE ABOVE (November 9, 2016): I thought, just like anybody else, that Donald Trump Presidential Campaign was a joke with zero hope. I was dead-wrong just like everybody else. And now, I am proud to say that, against all odds, Donald Trump is a winner. 

There is no better revenge than success!

Donald Trump hair

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