Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Friday, September 9, 2016

Colonel Gaddafi failed military career

As one of the longest reigning "Brotherly Leader and Guide of the Revolution of Lybia" ever. I'm not sure that we can consider Muammar Gaddafi's career as an underachievement. ;-)

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Donald Trump idol

Despite all the joking I've made about Donald Trump on this blog. Believe it or not, I actually like and admire Donald Trump. It was just too easy and too funny to resist joking about his hair, his orangutan likeness and his flamboyant personality. 

As a United States Presidential Candidate for the US election 2016, I see him as an entertainer and a media magnet. Initially, I was amused and first thought it was a joke and that Donald Trump, and his foolish ideas, didn't stand a chance to be considered a serious candidate. However, naysayers, myself include, were proved wrong. Donald Trump is by now the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party to battle against Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders.

As for his foolish idea of deporting Mexicans and Muslims, build a wall between the USA and Mexico, and I don't what other weird and twisted project. In my view, it is all blablabla to keep the medias interested. 

Even if Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. There is no way the Congress and its representatives will approve is anti-Mexican and anti-Muslim policies. I just can't see the United States Congress as a xenophobic entity. Nonetheless I was wrong the first time to not take Donald Trump seriously. So I can be wrong a second time about the attitude of the Congress to Donald Trump's ideas to make America great again.

Now why do I like and admire Donald Trump? 

Two things...


First of all, he is a Cash Money Billionaire who lives the high-roller lifestyle.

Second of all, his 'I don't give a damn' attitude about what the people think. 

In fact, the fallen and outdated Republican honchos have allied against him. Donald Trump doesn't care, he thrives on controversy. Donald Trump is more popular and richer than all of them reunited.

His popularity is due to the fact that unlike any other politicians. Donald Trump is politically incorrect and isn't a sell-out.

Mark Cuban is right.

Most likely his philosophy is: 

Love me or hate me. No publicity is bad publicity. All publicity is good publicity.

MONEY = SEX with interesting people 

Another bonus for Trump, his wife / girlfriend Melania looks like porn star / PYGOD's wives Madison Ivy.

Anyway, Donald Trump is pure entertainment.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Donald Trump related to orangutan?

Is Donald Trump really related to an orangutan?

The $5 Million Joke!

Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 Million after proving, with his birth certificate as evidence, that he wasn't born an orangutan.

No joke! This is for real!

After Maher joked in 2012 that Trump was “the love child of a human woman and an orangutan,” Trump sued for $5 million.

Bill Maher: Of course. I had to spend money. I had to hire lawyers and have them show up in court just so this moron could present his birth certificate proving he wasn’t born of an orangutan. I mean, that is what it was. People think it was a lawsuit about defamation, that he was suing me because I said something mean about him. But of course in America you can’t do that. We do have the First Amendment here. The lawsuit — it is so insane that I cannot almost make it come out of my mouth — but the lawsuit was after Trump … offered Obama $5 million — he tried to bribe the president of the United States into releasing his college records. So I offered Trump $5 million if he could prove that he wasn’t the son of his mother and an orange-haired orangutan, and we have shown the picture many times. So he actually goes into court and says, ‘Bill Maher owes me $5 million because here’s my birth certificate and look, it doesn’t say orangutan on it.’ I mean, I can’t even begin to describe how insane that is.

...or was it Alf??