Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Donald Trump related to orangutan?

Is Donald Trump really related to an orangutan?

The $5 Million Joke!

Donald Trump is suing Bill Maher for $5 Million after proving, with his birth certificate as evidence, that he wasn't born an orangutan.

No joke! This is for real!

After Maher joked in 2012 that Trump was “the love child of a human woman and an orangutan,” Trump sued for $5 million.

Bill Maher: Of course. I had to spend money. I had to hire lawyers and have them show up in court just so this moron could present his birth certificate proving he wasn’t born of an orangutan. I mean, that is what it was. People think it was a lawsuit about defamation, that he was suing me because I said something mean about him. But of course in America you can’t do that. We do have the First Amendment here. The lawsuit — it is so insane that I cannot almost make it come out of my mouth — but the lawsuit was after Trump … offered Obama $5 million — he tried to bribe the president of the United States into releasing his college records. So I offered Trump $5 million if he could prove that he wasn’t the son of his mother and an orange-haired orangutan, and we have shown the picture many times. So he actually goes into court and says, ‘Bill Maher owes me $5 million because here’s my birth certificate and look, it doesn’t say orangutan on it.’ I mean, I can’t even begin to describe how insane that is.

...or was it Alf??


Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Donald Trump hair

It is an article that I wanted to write for a long time!  A post about Donald Trump hair!!  Comb-over, wig, toupee???  The real estate mogul hair are probably the most famous and horrible hair in the universe!!!

So let's now study this architectural wonder of the 21th century.

Donald Trump's stylized mullet

Donald Trump filed a lawsuit 
against the caterpillar.

Talk about a world famous coiffure.

Talk about a bad hair day.

Donald Trump...
The Secret

Donald Trump hair jokes...

Tireless entrepreneur Donald Trump marketed his own unisex hairpiece...

for only $29.95.

Donald Trump's Hair
The Great Mystery finally explained

Or maybe that's the real secret...


Much needed hairstyle suggestions

Donald Trump new hairstyle
is perfectly assorted to his orange fake tan.

Donald Trump finally accepting his baldness.

Inspired by Hollywood Hulk Hogan. 
Donald Trump opted for the skullet.

"Handsome" Donald Trump
with an A-List Celebrity hairstyle.

Donald Trump without wig


Perfect place for the birds!

Donald Trump ala Perez Hilton

Donald Trump at his best.

Donald Trump using Head & Shoulders

Donald Trump rocks the Mullet back into fashion.

"The Donald" on vacation at the local white trash redneck camping...

Donald Trump Asian clone

Donald Trump's long lost brother

Celebrities inspired by Donald Trump
(very short list)
Matt Damon

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