Showing posts with label Mr Burns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mr Burns. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

THE RICHEST FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

Who are the 15 Richest Fictional Characters? 
How they make their Money? 
How they spend their Money?



The Richest Fictional Characters


This list is partly bullshit since the net worth of the last five nominees is vastly underrated. They are Billionaires not mere Millionaires?! How did Walden Schmidt came from selling his company $1.3 Billion and is only worth £8.9 Million???

Interesting nonetheless!



Source: https://www.lottoland.co.uk/magazine/the-richest-fictional-characters.html

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Mr. Burns business tips





Mr. Burns: "I'll bide my time. Revenge is a dish best served cold."

Mr. Burns: "Look Smithers, a blue-collar bar. Let's go slumming."

Mr. Burns: "This is the type of trickery I pay you for."

Mr. Burns, after turning on his lamp: "Ahh!! 60 watts? 
What do you think this is, a tanning salon!?!"

Mr. Burns: "What good is money if you can't use it to strike fear into the hearts of men."

Mr. Burns: "It's ironic, that this anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail! That's democracy for you."

Mr. Burns: "Oh, so mother nature needs a favor? Well, maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys."

Mr. Burns: "I don't have the strength to take it out on you, Smithers."

Mr. Burns: "I'll keep it short and sweet. Family. Religion. Friendship.
These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."


Mr. Burns: "Cheating is the gift man gives himself."

Mr. Burns: "My voice is giving out so I'm going to poke you for an hour or two."

Mr. Burns: "You sold weapon-grade plutoneum to the Iraqies without a mark up."

Mr Burns: "Oh, yes, sitting---the great leveler.
From the mighiest pharoh to the lowliest peasant,
who doesn't enjoy a good sit?"


Mr. Burns: "Restore my office, cancel all repairs,
and rehire that chap (Homer Simpson) who sassed me in the bar."

Smithers: "But why?"
Mr. Burns: "Because I keep my friends close, and my enemies even closer."

Smithers: "There is a small boy on the grounds."
Mr. Burns: "Release the hounds."








Source: http://www.callycumla.com/mr_burns.htm