Sunday, June 23, 2019

Programmer vs Wall Street

Which Type of Bro Is the Greatest American Bro

A programmer—but, like, a cool programmer. Wears contacts instead of glasses. Kind of (not so) sneaky misogynist.
Wall Street Bros
Identifiable by the whole lot of money and the deviated septum from years of doing cocaine. Ends Fridays at strip clubs telling strippers he’s not lonely. He’s lonely. Overtly misogynist.
The Tale of the Tape
They both make a shit ton of money, so that’s…something. If all else fails, vote based on your preference between The Social Network and The Wolf of Wall Street.

Which Type of Bro Is the Greatest American Bro?

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